Parking Lot O' Death

I think the Wal-Mart parking lot is the most dangerous spot in the entire world. Have you ever been to Wal-Mart and not almost been hit by a car while walking through the parking lot? Have you ever had an easy time parking without almost hitting somebody else, or an entire family for that matter? You gotta have your wits about you if you're going to Wal-Mart.

That's all I'm saying.